"Otherkin and full of sin."
"The undisputed monarch of [otherkin] discourse."
"Only dragons that have ever scared me with how much they know and not how fast they can run face-first into a tree."
"[You're a] skateboard furry. But the skateboard has a knife taped to the bottom"
"Did you just smash your face into the desk from sneezing too hard?"
"You’re the sim that dies because there’s a plate in front of the door."
"We wooed them with cobblestone, they wooed us with fish."